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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 365 used condoms and a tire? One's a goodyear and the other is a great year."

"How To Impress Your Boss 1. Show up early. 2. Have all the tools you need. 3. Read the strategy guide. 4. Aim for the big glowing weak spot (usually the eyes)."

"Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs."

"The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day."

"What do you call a special agent in a washing up bottle!? Ha bubble 0 7"

"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."

"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."

"My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday So I took her to a baseball game"

"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."

"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"