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Joke of the Day

"it is so good that there are millions of movie & famous people quotes you can use instead of having to think of something interesting to say"

"When I call you Hun, it's short for Atilla."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China."

"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."

"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."

"Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn't counting calories."

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""

"What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass."

"I promised to stop making dirty jokes But it's hard..so hard."