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Joke of the Day
"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."
Next Joke
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."
"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."
"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."
"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"
"Someone with a thick Italian accent walks up to a man and says ""I really like europeanness."""
"One person's trigger warning... ...is another person's spoiler alert."
"why are flies the biggest troll? they only live for three days, and spend it fucking with you"
"School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes"