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Joke of the Day
"What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."
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"I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials. Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing."
"The thing about being vague is, lots of stuff."
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."
"Who's your dad's cousin's cousin's daughter to you? A potential Tinder date."
"[Bar] HER: I want to have sex so badly ME: [trying to impress her] I am so bad at sex"
"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""
"Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: ""Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"""
"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""