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Joke of the Day

"What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."

"Went for a run and now I have to find a way to trade my body in for scrap"

"What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? My poop"

"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"

"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."

"I used to be in a band called 500Mb...... But we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig."

"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""

"Only use ""extra virgin"" to describe olive oil that doesn't even think about fucking."

"Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says ""AVAILABLE"" and a phone number? That's your mom's number."

"I have a joke about time travel But you got it the first time. (Best told two or three days after making the recently posted ""I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."")"