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Joke of the Day
"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"
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"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."
"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"
"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"
"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta..."
"Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*"
"WHAT IS SEX? HUSBAND: A minute of PLEASURE, then years of PRESSURE! WIFE: Moments of ECSTASY, followed by decades of SLAVERY! MISTRESS: Just stolen TIME, but never MINE! HOOKER: NEXT!"
"DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?"
"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""
"Where did king Tut go to masturbate? His Jerkophagus"