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Joke of the Day

"I have a joke about time travel But you got it the first time. (Best told two or three days after making the recently posted ""I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."")"

"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"

"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."

"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"

"What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon"

"girl: brrrr it's cold haha me: you... you want my kimono?"

"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."

"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."

"My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so."

"The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team... ...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events."