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Joke of the Day
"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
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"What type of stories do cocaine addicts write? Snort stories"
"Whenever I walk into a crowded men's room, I shout So this is where all the dicks hang out!"
"""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"""
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Dude, how the hell do you breathe through that thing?!?"
"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"
"Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, and No Yen Tu."
"When it comes to discipline, I think I lack concentration camp."
"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."
"What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."