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Joke of the Day
"What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? My poop"
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"Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell ""SPOILER ALERT!"""
"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."
"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"Kim Jong-un has promised a new clear future for North Korea Oops, I spelled nuclear wrong."
"Why is crack a ""Rock""? Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz."
"Did you hear about the mechanic who accidentally punctured the wheels of his car? He retired."
"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."
"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."
"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"