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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says ""AVAILABLE"" and a phone number? That's your mom's number."

"I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they'll let you in any part of the hospital you want."

"""And the Lord said unto John......."

"Joke: The swearing parrot geaNostra"

"At Indian Restaurant ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""No, thank you, I'm full now."""

"I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to 20 Do you really think I would risk getting caught lying just for 1 bird ?"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"

"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."

"I think we should invest in mosquito nets for Africa We can save millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids"

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."