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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."

"Do you know how to convert a dishwasher into an automatic snowplow? Give that bitch a shovel. (I'm not really a sexist pig... But that's still one of my favorite jokes.)"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."

"Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading ""Hungry Hungry Hobo"". I shouldn't laugh right?"

"What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder."

"My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car."

"I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her."

"Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a spreadsheet and email it to me."

"Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born."

"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"