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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder."
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"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef."
"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!"
"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."
"I want a Times New Roman on the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets."
"My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell ""OMG! I'm on my way now!"" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident."
"PC problem Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""Jamal would you please paint that fence?"""
"Interviewer: ""Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?"" Interviewee: ""Word."""
"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"