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Joke of the Day
"Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born."
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"Do you know how to convert a dishwasher into an automatic snowplow? Give that bitch a shovel. (I'm not really a sexist pig... But that's still one of my favorite jokes.)"
"Spelling cunts. *counts."
"How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend? When he starts using condoms with other girls."
"Officer pulled me over & asked if I knew what the speed limit was, like I'm getting paid to tell him his job."
"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"
"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"
"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""
"What do you call a soda that's really sad? So Dapressed. I'll leave now."
"Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force. NO YOU GET A LIFE."