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Joke of the Day
"Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born."
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"[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day] WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY ""PYTHON PROGRAMMER"""
"I think more research needs to be done on the tube inside your body that carries Taco Bell food directly from your mouth to your butthole."
"Breaking news: The world is running out of plastic. Citizens everywhere say its because of Nicki Minaj's implants."
"""I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down"" ~Bowling pins"
"I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction"
"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"
"What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1"
"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."
"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."