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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"Always the barmaid, never the bar."

"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"

"Did you hear about the porno at the campground? It was fucking in tents."

"I sponsor one of those poor kids on TV. He sends me nice letters, I mail him pictures of me smiling, throwing away food."

"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer."

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"Welcome to your 40s! Your body will do new and exciting things such as sneeze-pee, yawn-burp, and light speed chin hair growth."