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Joke of the Day

"To anyone commenting you don't have any chest hair Tell them it does not grow on steel"

"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"

"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"

"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"

"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted :)"

"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"

"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."

"How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting? I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*)."

"Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter."