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Joke of the Day

"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"

"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"

"what do you call somebody who posts on /r/Jokes? a humorist"

"Why don't blind people like skydiving? Scares their dogs."

"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"

"My boss said ""You're the worst fucking train driver ever,"" ""How many trains have you derailed to date?"" I replied ""It's hard to keep track."""

"UPDATE: This year's least popular Halloween candy was, as always, Reese's Feces."

"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"