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Joke of the Day
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."
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"I joked at school drop off that the white stuff on my kid was powdered sugar, not cocaine, but I took it too far by rubbing some on my gums."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster"
"My thumb keeps attacking my pinky... I've got a civil war on my hands!"
"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."
"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."
"Police inspectors on British mystery shows always seem to know the murder victim. Moral: do not befriend any British police inspectors."
"Let's change things up a bit. I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents."
"Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!"
"What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? Game of Scones."