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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted :)"

"The reason I like Twitter is because the ladies on here LIKE being followed. Unlike like little miss restraining order down the street."

"What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting? Christopher Sitten"

"What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment. AY!"

"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"

"There's a huge party at the orphanage tonight Their parents are gone."

"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"

"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."