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Joke of the Day

"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"

"Two Trump supporters are walking side by side. After a while, one asks the other ""Can I walk in the middle now?"""

"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."

"My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can't help but believe my days around here are numbered..."

"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."

"Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy"

"How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor."

"Girls always think I'm ugly until they see what's in my bank account Then they think I'm ugly AND poor"

"How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? She fell out of the tree."