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Joke of the Day
"I feel like a crushed Coke can on the sidewalk. Soda pressed."
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"A man wanted me to engage in necrophilia... NSFW I told him to drop dead"
"My baby's sick. We used rectal thermometer on him & he didn't even mind. Looks like we might have a little choreographer on our hands."
"What did our parents do to kill time before the internet? I asked my 21 brothers and sisters and they had no clue either."
"What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop."
"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."
"My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020"
"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked."
"Hey Click this link."
"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."