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Joke of the Day
"What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop."
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"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"
"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""
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"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"
"It's cute how ""America's Got Talent"" focuses on singing & dancing instead of our real talents: overeating & complaining."