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Joke of the Day

"What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop."

"Can a kangaroo jump....? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."

"As a man of faith, I am upset about the trend of dirty jokes on this subreddit All I'm saying is let's keep it age appropriate for pillow talk here at the rectory."

"Life is not a FAIRY TALE. If you lose your shoes at midnight, YOU ARE DRUNK"

"The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever."

"Why such hate on Lance Armstrong? I think his riding style is pretty dope."

"[CSI at Starbucks] ""Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large."" Barista: At what? ""At large"" At what? ""At venti?"" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100... She's a perfect 10! But she's also imaginary."

"If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger..."