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Joke of the Day

"Computers are like women At first you cherish them with all your love. Then, as time goes on you become more careless. Until one day you realize... *You have a virus*"

"when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too"

"I like my men like i like my coffee Not from starbucks"

"I got stuck in a blender. Pour me..."

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."

"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."

"Relationships are a lot like algebra Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"50% of mariachi bands end in divorciachi."

"If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend"

"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"