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"I phoned a local restaurant. I said, ""Hello, can I make a booking for tonight?"" They said, ""I'm sorry, we haven't got any tables."" ""That's ridiculous,"" I said. ""How do you serve the food?"""
"2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said ""nice lumberjack costume."""
"The greatest joke in the world. My Life."
"Why did the robot become a museum curator? Because he was an Art-Offical Intelligence"
"I like my women like I like my sex partners... Female."
"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"
"A boy asks his father: ""Dad, dad, what's abortion?"" ""Ask your sister."", the father responds. ""But I don't have a sister"", the boy says, confused. ""That's the point."""
"""I don't know, dude. Probably science & shit."" Worst answer I ever gave in a job interview. :("
"An Irish man walks out of a bar..."