226997
Joke of the Day
"My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020"
Next Joke
"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"
"What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk? Utter despair."
"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""
"Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? LENIN-NADE. Just smack me."
"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
"People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel."
"Do you want to make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune and open a restaurant."
"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."
"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""