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"We need to overthrow that Tyrannosaurus Rex and democratically elect a Presidentosaurus Rex"
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"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."
"What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card? Naboo"
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? rape"
"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."
"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"
"You know what they say about cliffhangers..."
"""What the fuck is he doing?"" -first person to witness breakdancing"
"What's different for Sean Connery when he has sex with his wife or with a prostitute? It's the shame."