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Joke of the Day

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."

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"Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. In other news, I now have free internet."
"Procrastination Kid in class: ""Hey, what does procrastination mean?"" Me: ""Ill tell you later"""
"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."
"Cop: Know why I stopped u? ""Cuz im going too fast?"" Cop: Yes, slow down. ""But it's been 6 months-"" Cop: U can't move in with her yet."
"ME: *eating fast food* VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff? ME: Yeah VG: That stuff is gonna kill you ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough"
"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."
"What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat."
"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."