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Joke of the Day
"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."
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"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""
"What's the best thing about kids? Making them!!!"
"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."
"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."
"What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? He needed somebody to cosine."
"40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!"
"""For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."" It's only Harv Price"
"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."