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Joke of the Day

"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"

"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"

"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."

"What rating do pirate movies always get? PG-13"

"I ate a gluten-free lactose-free low carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato)"

"Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning."

"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""

"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""

"Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 100 to Drink... 10 to Beat... or 0 to Eat."