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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
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"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."
"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""
"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."
"I asked my shrink how he felt about the lack of progress he was making."
"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"Way back when, I thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling ""The laptop's not a touch screen,"" at my kids."
"What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower? Brainwashed."
"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple... ...names were Michael Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"