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Joke of the Day
"""What the fuck is he doing?"" -first person to witness breakdancing"
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"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"
"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."
"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and one to suck my cock."
"Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite? Danksgiving."
"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."
"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"
"The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario"
"My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest."
"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"