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Joke of the Day

"What's different for Sean Connery when he has sex with his wife or with a prostitute? It's the shame."

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"What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear? What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway."
"What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd? Masterchief"
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"What do you call a turkey that blows chickens? A cock gobbler"