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Joke of the Day
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? rape"
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"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."
"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"
"My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach"
"You drive a truck your whole life... and no one calls you a trucker; You suck one cock and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker!"
"Hey mind if I try some of your chloroform? Sure knock yourself out."
"What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot"
"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"
"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""
"So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD."