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Joke of the Day
"He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by Daniel ""Dave"" Lewis."
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"My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones."
"What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck? Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper"
"I just farted for 6 seconds and now I'm a dubstep DJ."
"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."
"My wife and I made a vow to never go to bed angry. I'm so fucking tired!"
"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"
"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""
"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."