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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I made a vow to never go to bed angry. I'm so fucking tired!"
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"I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said ""Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."""
"I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them"
"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."
"What did Hitler say when the barber shaved his head? Mine hair!!"
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."
"Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God."
"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."