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Joke of the Day

"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""

"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."

"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."

"Why was the Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was really a mummy."

"I'm a vegan and a registered sex offender... When I move into a new neighbourhood, what am I supposed to tell everyone first?"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat."

"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."

"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."

"what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what"