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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf"

"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."

"How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers? Because I think it makes perfect scents."

"I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day."

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them."

"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."

"Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies."