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Joke of the Day

"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, they're not bright enough."

"We saw a patient in the emergency room today... He had fallen into an upholstering machine. It was touch and go for a while but... &nbsp; ...he's fully recovered."

"I don't do cocaine I just like to smell it"

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"Saw a new movie the other day... It was about a guy who dreamt he was a condom. It was called Contra-ception."

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame."

"Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house? This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump."

"what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person"

"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."