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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck? Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper"

"Perfect Date: 1) Get kids out of the house 2) Light some candles 3) Burn the house down 4) Collect the insurance 5) Take her somewhere nice"

"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."

"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"

"Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?? A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again."

"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"

"T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys."

"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"

"I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent."

"I'm classically trained in the art of Nintendo."