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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
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"Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans"
"I like my woman like a I like a flight * Easy to find online * Baggage free * Willing to serve hot food"
"Santa hates penguins True fact. Santa hates penguins. In truth, they are polar opposites."
"I just ended a five year relationship. I feel like maybe that arguing couple at the store was none of my business."
"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"
"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."
"If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know."
"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."
"Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious."