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Joke of the Day
"I just farted for 6 seconds and now I'm a dubstep DJ."
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"two peanuts walk into a bar one was a salted"
"My girlfriend started smoking... ...so I slowed down and applied lubricant."
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"
"I tweet because it's fun and I like the validation, but also because one day it'll prove to a jury how crazy I am."
"""Good for you"" was said unsarcastically only that first time."
"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"
"What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!"
"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."