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Joke of the Day
"I just farted for 6 seconds and now I'm a dubstep DJ."
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"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline"
"A piece of toast and an egg walk in to a bar.... The bartender goes, ""Hey! Woah! Nuh uh. We don't service breakfast here!"""
"I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's been gentrified But it's been demilitarised"
"Why did the bride's best friend become a Samurai... because she was made of honour."
"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"What's the best part of eating a burrito? Every time you fart, you lose weight."
"Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn't know what she'd do without me. It's the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me."
"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"