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Joke of the Day

"What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile."

"What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? One was shot for playing with little children."

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Cause he was told to get a long little doggy."

"What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor."

"GPS: You're not really lost, you just want someone to talk to."

"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"

"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"

"Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton."

"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."

"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."