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Joke of the Day
"I bet hipsters love Mondays just to be ironic, but mostly because they're unemployed."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""
"okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?"
"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."
"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."
"I called German UPS to ask them when they would ship my Rift.. They said, ""VR ready."""
"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"
"For a final paper, I was assigned to write 3000 words So I put 3 pictures in there."
"A family walks into a Hotel... The Dad walks up to the desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The receptionist says ""It's regular porn you sick fuck."""