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Joke of the Day
"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."
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"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"
"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"
"When I finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees"
"If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys she's a slut. If I do the same thing then I'm gay"
"Roger Goodell"
"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"
"Fun game: if someone wants to shake your hand, sniff your fingers first and then see if they still want to."