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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? One was shot for playing with little children."

"Probably the Grossest Joke I Know How do Vampires Make Tea? Used Tampons"

"If God were a guitar chord, what would he be? Gsus"

"whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious .......RIP Paul"

"What do you call a person who has sex with a person and a sheep? Basexual"

"I will convert to your religion if it makes this rash go away."

"ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya"

"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."

"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"

"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"