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Joke of the Day
"GPS: You're not really lost, you just want someone to talk to."
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"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"
"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"
"When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? Carrot-eh"
"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"
"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like if you were a meth addict."
"Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East."