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Joke of the Day

"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"

"Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account."

"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"

"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."

"Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say ""do you know who I am?"" because while I wait I like to be introspective"

"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."

"You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges."

"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

"What do the LGBT community and computers have in common? Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!"

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? The number of followers"