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Joke of the Day
"Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman."
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"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey it could happen!"
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"[Michael Bay directing] ""WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK"" Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play ""Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"""
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