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Joke of the Day

"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"

"I was going to get my certification to be an official Life Coach!... ...but I just never really got around to it."

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant"

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."

"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."

"Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention."

"What do you call someone who spends all day masturbating in the restroom? Pissing away your future."

"What do you call batman when he runs out of church? Christian bale"