109366

Joke of the Day

"Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house."

"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need to, they glow in the dark..."

"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""

"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."

"How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife? He was gladiator"

"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"

"Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1"

"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"

"Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being."

"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"