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Joke of the Day
"Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger."
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"What comes before the main violinist? ... Entree Rieu"
"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."
"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."
"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"
"There's a lot to be said about marriage, but we try not to say it in front of the children"
"My bunny thumps at trash collectors. Nice to know that if the Sanitation Dept. ever has ill intentions, she won't stand for any of that shit"
"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""
"My girlfriend is so ungrateful. Whenever I give her an orgasm... ... she just spits it out."
"What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common? Angry heifers."