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Joke of the Day

"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."

"The guy who fell off the ferris wheel is at the hospital.. He's in fair condition."

"I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter It doesn't even matter"

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin-off"

"This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned"

"A cannibal and his son saw a pretty girl in the forest The son said: ""Dad, can we eat her?"" The dad said: ""No, son. We take her home and eat your mother"""

"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: would you like me to throw that away for you? RACCOON: *clutching banana peel* this is my carry on thank you very much"

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."